The Porch Ghost — Light-Up Hanging Swing (Remote)

A five-foot glowing ghost who has decided your porch is his now. He sits on a wooden plank swing, glows warm amber from inside, and sways in the breeze while the whole street slows down to look. Remote-controlled light modes, brightness, and timer — set it from the couch. Hang him from the porch, a tree, or the pergola; just as unsettling indoors. The one decoration your neighbors will ask about.